The Midday Rambler

You’re too tired. Too busy. It’s seven degrees outside, all your good socks are in the wash and, quite frankly, you’d rather just get a take-out curry and watch Breaking Bad.

All of the above are perfectly legitimate excuses for not sticking with your own exercise programme, but your poor dog isn’t quite so keen on pushing his W-A-L-K back to Saturday.

Enter your exercise arbitrator The Midday Rambler. Wielding only a leash and a solid commitment to keeping canines happy, the ramblers will help your most faithful friend stay in tip-top shape while minimising those whimpers, cocked heads and pleading gazes more guilt inducing than a ghee-laden Rogan Josh.

Customise your pooch’s hour-long outing with a range of rambling options including group, sibling or individual walks. A free trial session will make sure they’re setting off on the right foot, and the walkers will come door-to-door to your home or office for the utmost in mid-week convenience.

Cue contented panting and a wagging tail.